What I love most about the primary elections currently taking place is that your vote is completely anonymous. In last night's election in New Hampshire:
34% of black women with green eyes and short hair voted for Clinton
42% of white women with blue eyes and a breast enhancement within the last year voted for Obama
21% of white men experiencing erectile dysfunction voted for Powell (he's not even running but these guys have other things on their mind)
50% of the people living in the house at 1616 Kinsington Dr. in Concord voted for Clinton.
Yup, gotta love the U.S. and our system of voting. It's completely anonymous.
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