Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Your Vote is Anonymous...

What I love most about the primary elections currently taking place is that your vote is completely anonymous. In last night's election in New Hampshire:

34% of black women with green eyes and short hair voted for Clinton
42% of white women with blue eyes and a breast enhancement within the last year voted for Obama

21% of white men experiencing erectile dysfunction voted for Powell (he's not even running but these guys have other things on their mind)

50% of the people living in the house at 1616 Kinsington Dr. in Concord voted for Clinton.

Yup, gotta love the U.S. and our system of voting. It's completely anonymous.

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