Friday, April 6, 2007

The Truth About Global Warming

My latest column is up here, feel free to check it out, of course (no, don't look at it):

http://www.godisawoman.net/lunchcolumnapr07.pdf

I have realized the real reason behind global warming. There is less and less ice in Canada and Europe. Eventually, there will not be any. In twenty-five years, the U.S.A. will have a good shot of winning International hockey titles, since kids in Canada and Europe will not have ice to play hockey on for more than half the year, as they do now. It's all a scheme by the NHL.

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